I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Still dying that you shit outside
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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