Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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