shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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