Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize
