I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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