I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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