I look better un-naked...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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