she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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