She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
