windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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