That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
