another moral hangover. fuck.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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