Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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