My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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