you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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