i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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