Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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