Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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