Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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