Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm like, not good at living.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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