I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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