Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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