I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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