Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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