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  I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.

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• It says A penis not YOUR penis

  Submitted by dwag3 on Jan 27, 11 at 5:11pm

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  • It doesn't even specify human. I'd elephant-cock the shit out of her inbox.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 28, 11 at 12:39am

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    • This^. I love you

      Submitted by Zeke92 on Jan 28, 11 at 3:07pm

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• Mass text... Nicely done!

  Submitted by Poop_Poop on Jan 27, 11 at 6:31pm

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• It's called tryouts

  Submitted by blargmeansno on Jan 27, 11 at 11:28pm

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• this is awesomely funny

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 27, 11 at 4:31pm

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• Will we be tested for any performance-enhancing drugs...

  Submitted by Milano on Jan 28, 11 at 12:36am

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• Omg this is great I'm stealing this hahahaha

  Submitted by marieee90 on Jan 27, 11 at 4:29pm

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• This is the best thing ever!! Just what I need to organize my FWB's for the new year.

  Submitted by sizzleliz88 on Jan 27, 11 at 6:30pm

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• There is a thinking girl!

  Submitted by Michguy on Jan 27, 11 at 8:26pm

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• Haha that's funny

  Submitted by funnygal09 on Jan 28, 11 at 3:17am

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• Wow. Nebraska people are weirder than I thought.

  Submitted by husket2014 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:03pm

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  • No, they really are that wierd.

    Submitted by ScorpioChef on Jan 31, 11 at 1:44am

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    • fuck me, WEIRD

      Submitted by ScorpioChef on Jan 31, 11 at 1:45am

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• That's great. I might have to use that...lol.

  Submitted by 3amchick on Feb 25, 12 at 8:59pm

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• If this was from Lincoln than clearly I made a huge mistake going to private school over the University of Nebraska where girls are like this, if this is in Omaha I need to say fuck school and move back. Either way I need to start partying with people who make less smart decisions.

  Submitted by rabidfailtrain on Jan 28, 11 at 3:04pm

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• I LOVE YOU! CAN I APPLY AS DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!

  Submitted by DuFF12891 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:02pm

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• this is lame, if someone actually does this, you deserve to be shot

  Submitted by arivs86 on Sep 9, 12 at 2:15am

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• Lame.

  Submitted by skinsss on Jan 28, 11 at 6:50pm

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• collateral.

  Submitted by thebatman on Jan 27, 11 at 4:23pm

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• atleast she's got her priorities straight! classy chick

  Submitted by monstura on Feb 1, 11 at 6:58pm

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• ummmm no where on there does it say that's a female...

  Submitted by nwa_fdurmom on Jan 28, 11 at 9:43am

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• Love it

  Submitted by suthrncmfrt on Jan 28, 11 at 10:33am

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• this sounds so much like what i'd say...

  Submitted by doubleddanie on Feb 3, 11 at 12:30am

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• I have a pic. For u

  Submitted by simpin1985 on Jan 27, 11 at 9:13pm

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• This sucks.

  Submitted by taylor2395 on Jan 27, 11 at 4:15pm

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• I have a pic. For u

  Submitted by simpin1985 on Jan 27, 11 at 9:13pm

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