you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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