Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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