Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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