Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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