I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
