9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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