Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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