I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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