it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
