i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Did I show you my penis last night?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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