Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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