or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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