Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
