Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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