im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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