I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The power of my boobs compel you
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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