The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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