Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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