arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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