So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just want to make out with him forever
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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