Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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