if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
