It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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