I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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