dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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