hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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