i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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