At least make sure they are 18
Why
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Someone shattered a urinal.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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