I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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