i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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