you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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