I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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