Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
tell me about the eggs
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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